PUPPY PIE RECIPE

Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, and then add the following ingredients:
1 cup of patience
1 cup of understanding
1 pinch of correction
1 pinch of hard work
2 cups of praise and 1 1/2 cups of fun! Blend well.

Heat with the warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size.
Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner and puppy are one.